Ashley. 23. Indiana. Here is where I put the things that make me laugh and the thoughts that meander through my brain. Enjoy.

indomitablespiritss:

Why isn’t there a hotline to call when you finish a show on netflix and you no longer have a reason to go on living

Day 2 at the new Walmart was a success 👍

So because some guy leaked nudes on Facebook I got to see my previous manager’s vagina tonight

Fun times

Fun fucking times

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

amandakayjo12:

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

showtimelikecable

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

mauro-g-money:

Dexter

I think it’s time I let you go. And that’s so hard to do because some part of me will be in love with you for the rest of my life. But the daydreaming, the running in place, it’s not healthy. So this is me, cutting the cord. This is me doing what I should have done months ago: saying goodbye.
(wordsthat-speak)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

shewillmove-mountains:

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

avocadoandvegemite:

I’m pro carbs and anti pants

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along